“We’re still in love. He says so daily.”
“What do you mean he says? It takes two to twist and shout.”
“Tango. But not the point. I walk around the house in come-hither dresses with two cats for company, one that is now huge and kinda butch.”
“She’s beefy. Brawny. Hefty.”
“Same thing..? But whether Lucy is a lesbian or not, I don’t want to be the single girl with the cats. Not kosher, and not really the look I’m going for right now.”
“Well everyone knows D is your soul-mate, so kiss those garfields goodbye and take the Corolla. But bring the duct tape. The bumper’s come loose again.” |