he said you've got cat eyes

“We’re still in love. He says so daily.”

“What do you mean he says? It takes two to twist and shout.”

“Tango. But not the point. I walk around the house in come-hither dresses with two cats for company, one that is now huge and kinda butch.”

“She’s beefy. Brawny. Hefty.”

“Same thing..? But whether Lucy is a lesbian or not, I don’t want to be the single girl with the cats. Not kosher, and not really the look I’m going for right now.”

“Well everyone knows D is your soul-mate, so kiss those garfields goodbye and take the Corolla. But bring the duct tape. The bumper’s come loose again.”

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